Carin Meier will present:

Quest for the Ultimate Programming Knowledge

After programmer stays up too late watching conference talks in a row, something strange happens.  The YouTube channel starts showing a video about a developer on a quest to find the Magical Keyboard of Ultimate Programming Knowledge.  The quest will challenge them to cross the Relentless River of Social Media and make their way through the Impenetrable Forest of Academic Papers.  But new lands await to be discovered.  Lands where programs are made of colored glass and others where the programming models are made of spheres.  At the end of it, perhaps the key to the ultimate programming knowledge might even be found.